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Maap kalo postingan ini campur aduk, sbb mo cerita 2 hal yg sama sekali beda. Selamat menyimak ...


UPACARA
Hari gini upacara??. Eit jangan salah kita masih suka disuruh2 upacara nih, untuk setiap tanggal 17 dan hari2 besar lainnya. Seperti tanggal 29 November kemaren adalah hari korpri. Beberapa hari sebelumnya dari bagian Tata Usaha sudah keluarin SK ttg siapa2 saja yg musti ikut upacara. Eh taunya, Ina dapat giliran. Padahal dah lama ga disuruh lho. Biasanya tugas upacara dikasih ke para CPNS2 baru. Ternyata di Subdit Ina, ada beberapa temen yg 1 angkatan yg disuruh pula. Tapi mo disuruh mo kagak, yg namanya upacara apa aja, Ina gak pernah berangkat lho, dengan alasan Ina punya baby. Masalahnya upacaranya di kantor pusat di daerah Kuningan Jakarta, padahal kantor Ina di Jl. Daan Mogot Tangerang. So, kalo mo upacara harus berangkat pagi ke kantor jam 6 untuk naik bis jemputan kantor. Maleszz banget ga siiih ... kasian Nabila gitu lhoh. Selama Ina kerja, Ina baru upacara sekali waktu tanggal 17 agustus, itupun tahu kemaren hehe.


MOUSE OH MOUSE

Kali ini ceritanya update bangett deh, sbb pagi ini barusan kejadiannya. Apa tuuh?. Mesin cuci tiba2 gag mau nggiling, eh emang gilingan padi di sawah?. Maksudnya gag mau puter gitu, padahal pengeringnya bisa muter tuh. Maklum punya Ina mesin cuci 2 tabung. Binun deh, padahal barusan kemaren si Abi benerin setelah seminggu dibiarin karena tukang service gag dateng2, akhirnya dibenerin abi deh weekend ini. Ternyata waktu itu setelah diutak atik, ada coin ma peniti nyelip, terus ada kabel putus. Ulah siapa coba, siapa lagi kalo bukan Mr. Mouse. Pagi ini abi dah tidak di tempat, sdh berada di negara Liwa, Lampung Barat, tuk survey tempat tinggal dan kantor. Kasian banget kan si mbak kalo harus cuci pake tangan. Akhirnya , Ina berinisiatif tuk utak atik sendiri setelah Ina kasih laporan ke Abi *yg waktu itu lagi jalan2 di pasar Liwa, tuk cari sarapan* kalo mesin cuci rusak lagi. Ina cari obeng dan tik utak atik utak atik, tarra ternyata ada kabel putus lagi, pasti deh ada si tikus again. Setelah disambung lagi, colokin lagi ke kabel mesin cuci ke stop kontak. Alhamdulillah bisa muter. Segera Ina lapor ke abi, abi berhasilll, Hurray hurray .... Keknya bisa nih buka usaha service mesin cuci hihi, segitunyah, org cuman putus kabel doank. Heran memang si Mr Mouse ulah2nya, gak kapok2 juga. Jadi inget ulah tikus2 di kantor Ina, ada jugah lho, pokoqnya ada dimana2. Masak tikus kok makan tikus, itu tuh, kabel mouse komputer pada digigitin. Gak tanggung2 yg optical mouse dg seven colour juga kena. Dasar Tikus tikus ... Saking sebelnya ada tuh temen yg bawa racun tikus ke kantor, eh si mouse-nya ternyata cerdas dan sudah terlatih, gag ada tuh yg kena satu pun. Ina sendiri blm pernah melihat batang hidung si mouse di kantor, tapi tahu2nya ada aja kotorannya hiii. Maklum kantor kita kebanyakan berkas kalee. Eh tapi mungkin juga gara2 ulah salah satu temen kita yg suka nyimpen barang2 di kantor, sampe semua sepatu2nya di taruh di kantor hehe. Piss Teh Ai ... :D. Pokoqnya mari kita kobarkan semangat berantas tikus2 !!.

72 comments:

  1. aduuhh memang yg namanya tikus senengnya bikin ulah...kabel aja digigitin gitu lohh....ayo bunda, semangat berantas tikus tikus...!! terutama tikus koruptor hehehe

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  2. ha ha aku terakhir upacara kapan yah?
    Pas plg ke indonesia kmaren pangling sama sragam korpri, ganti gitu lho tadinya biru jadi kehijauan,...penghijauan kali yee

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  3. ha ha ha...:D Na... emang jd ibu RT tuh harus serba bisa...lama2 jgn3 tukang reparasi elektronik pd gag laku..coz ibu2 RT nya dah pd pinter bongkar2...:p
    Na, tmn qta cowo rmhnya trengguli sapa yah???mo nikah ma andriani IPS2 inget gag yg mantannya sugeng???

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  4. Ina, rajin upacara niy? ;) kayaknya dah lama banget daku gak upacara. terakhir jaman SMA dulu :)

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  5. walah...dikau di kehakiman Kuningan sini yak kalo disuruh upacara? deket euy...
    daku mah angkat tangan deh upacara, ga kuat euy berdirinya..:(

    di rumah juga lagi berburu tikus coz kmrn ada bayi tikus 6 butir hiiiiiiii...

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  6. Anonymous10:11 PM

    kalo suamiku terkenal juga suka ngabur dr upacara wkt SMA... sama gank-nya dia ngumpet di masjid. Kalo pas ada guru keliling..padha pura2 sujud. Dasaarrrr

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